Checking out the toy aisle in Target.
Kid: Santa is bringing me EVERY toy
Me: Ya know Santa only brings toys to good girls and boys.
Kid: Ha, Ha, Ha . . .Blah, Blah, Blah!
Me: 😳 Damn
I’m feverishly optimistic, down on my knees grateful, might drop an F bomb if you push me, crazy. Mother of two, wife of one, lover of fragment and run on sentences. I can’t blame the kids, I’ve always been this way.