Crazy Disney Pressure Oh yes, the pressure of creating lasting magical Disney vacations. Despite what you are about to read and what this photo demonstrates, I love Walt Disney World. Walt Disney World is a place where dreams matter. The mega iconic entertainment complex maintains the most impressive and inspiring business model of all time. […]
This Growing Up Business. As much as I long for the day that I can tell my kids to get dressed and not turn purple waiting; I’m not ready for this growing up business. There will come a day when my little one has to sit beside me to cuddle. When her little body won’t fit puzzle […]
Batteries, wrenches and more!
Checking out the toy aisle in Target. Kid: Santa is bringing me EVERY toy Me: Ya know Santa only brings toys to good girls and boys. Kid: Ha, Ha, Ha . . .Blah, Blah, Blah! Me: 😳 Damn
Just like we talked about in The Curse of Motherhood, I’ve had similar visions of my own infamy. When the moon is full and the planets aligned – – okay fine! This obnoxious little headline game is just for fun. I know you can come up with a few for yourself. Have fun in the comments, I want to […]
I was warned. When I was pregnant with my first child, my friend Dana filled me in on this little secret. The curse of motherhood can actually begin while you are still pregnant. It can also be cast onto father’s. The curse is simply this. Even the smallest possibility of real danger will project a […]
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Does your house have a doorstep vortex? Door opens, child enters, and they are suddenly glued to floor. The traffic jam become exponentially worse if you are carrying bags and/or there are multiple children. If it’s raining I really should just stand there and enjoy the shower because now my kids need to sit down […]
A Toddler’s Guide to Eating in 10 Easy Rules Somewhere between the start of solid foods and preschool, it happened. Your child was gifted “The Rulebook”. You’ll think, maybe my little face stuffer is getting sick. Maybe she’s tired. Maybe he’s teething. Then the endless hunger and interest in trying everything kicks back in again, […]