Just like we talked about in The Curse of Motherhood, I’ve had similar visions of my own infamy. When the moon is full and the planets aligned – – okay fine! This obnoxious little headline game is just for fun. I know you can come up with a few for yourself. Have fun in the comments, I want to read em!
- South Florida Woman Arrested for Bashing the Skull of Pervert in Playground
- Local Parent Hospitalized With Brain Hemorrhage During Daily Homework
- Missing Child Found: Three Weeks Later in Mess of Own Bedroom, Survived on Old Cheese Sticks and Minecraft Skills
- Mother Loses Ability to Say The Word No: Neurologists and Speech Therapist Concur, She Simply Ran Out
- Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against PBS: Caillou. Join the Fight Here
Let’s all hope it never comes to this.
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