Does your house have a doorstep vortex? Door opens, child enters, and they are suddenly glued to floor. The traffic jam become exponentially worse if you are carrying bags and/or there are multiple children. If it’s raining I really should just stand there and enjoy the shower because now my kids need to sit down to take off flip flops. #BEEPBEEP!
I’m feverishly optimistic, down on my knees grateful, might drop an F bomb if you push me, crazy. Mother of two, wife of one, lover of fragment and run on sentences. I can’t blame the kids, I’ve always been this way.