With Halloween looming right around the corner; the weird and creepy are currently in fashion. Parents, you have to admit, there is very little that is weirder and more unpredictable than raising kids. There is absolutely nothing more terrifying in the movies than a ghoulish little girl in a dark hallway. Monsters, zombies, Freddy and Jason beware. My […]
Want to make best friends out of your bickering babes? Tell them it’s time for everyone to clean their rooms. Yup. It’s that simple. Nothing will actually get cleaned, but they will bond over being annoyed by you. An enemy of my enemy, is my friend. And there ya have it folks. Best friends yet we […]
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Checking out the toy aisle in Target. Kid: Santa is bringing me EVERY toy Me: Ya know Santa only brings toys to good girls and boys. Kid: Ha, Ha, Ha . . .Blah, Blah, Blah! Me: 😳 Damn
9 Hours. My appliances were clean for 9 hours. Hmmm might actually be a record. Need a laugh? Read iPad Potty Training Never miss a post! SUBSCRIBE!
Does your house have a doorstep vortex? Door opens, child enters, and they are suddenly glued to floor. The traffic jam become exponentially worse if you are carrying bags and/or there are multiple children. If it’s raining I really should just stand there and enjoy the shower because now my kids need to sit down […]
A Toddler’s Guide to Eating in 10 Easy Rules Somewhere between the start of solid foods and preschool, it happened. Your child was gifted “The Rulebook”. You’ll think, maybe my little face stuffer is getting sick. Maybe she’s tired. Maybe he’s teething. Then the endless hunger and interest in trying everything kicks back in again, […]
It’s stuff like this that leads me to believe her college fund will eventually be a lawyer fund. . . . #shouldIbeimpressedsheusedapillow?